Qualifications of a "Lootera" (Man of 'Steal')
• Foliage Man – Must paint leaves – in multiple colours
• Ice Man – Must order bacteria to freeze while he tends to his lady love – no antibiotics needed after gun shot
• Medic Man – Must remove bullet. Must inject medication into his lady love while conducting a wrestling match with her
• Batman – Must climb to the topmost branch of a tottering tree – in a blizzard
• Tailor Man – Must stitch his own wound and must tie a fluttering, paper-leaf to a branch
• Granite Man – Must maintain a set expression while breaking his beloved’s heart
Man of Steel is so yesterday
Want to steal a real man? Get a “Lootera”
• Foliage Man – Must paint leaves – in multiple colours
• Ice Man – Must order bacteria to freeze while he tends to his lady love – no antibiotics needed after gun shot
• Medic Man – Must remove bullet. Must inject medication into his lady love while conducting a wrestling match with her
• Batman – Must climb to the topmost branch of a tottering tree – in a blizzard
• Tailor Man – Must stitch his own wound and must tie a fluttering, paper-leaf to a branch
• Granite Man – Must maintain a set expression while breaking his beloved’s heart
Man of Steel is so yesterday
Want to steal a real man? Get a “Lootera”
